Local Young Earth Creationist Family Boycotts Night Sky

Williamstown, KY — Local shop owner Dalton Briggs looked up at the night sky for the last time on Tuesday evening. “It’s a matter of conviction,” he said. “We have removed every instance of ‘billions of years’ from our home, and unfortunately now that has to include the Woke sky.”

The decision comes after the dramatic images from the James Webb Space Telescope were…