Inside Hell’s Depression Department

NORTH WING, HELL — Asmodeus, thirty-second demon in rank, the scourge of Amaymon, the great sitter atop a dragon, the three-headed viscount of hell, has settled into his lateral promotion of Hell’s Depression department. As he poured another cup of coffee, he told us, “I’m actually a little glad for the transfer, because ironically I don’t do well with hot stuff.”