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Published in The Jericho Jezebel

·Nov 14, 2022

Christian Satire Giant Releases New Edition of Bible

TOLEDO, OH — Christian satirist and managing editor of the Babylon Bee Joel Berry has announced a new version of the Bible, hitting the shelves and the Bee’s merch store later this week. “We call this version the IBV — the International Bee Version,” he explained in a media brief…

Satire

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Christian Satire Giant Releases New Edition of Bible
Christian Satire Giant Releases New Edition of Bible
Satire

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Published in The Jericho Jezebel

·Nov 14, 2022

Matt Walsh, Daily Wire: End Male Circumcision

NASHVILLE, TN — Right Wing commentator and propagandist Matt Walsh boldly takes on Male Circumcision

Daily Wire

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Matt Walsh, Daily Wire: End Male Circumcision
Matt Walsh, Daily Wire: End Male Circumcision
Daily Wire

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Published in The Jericho Jezebel

·Sep 7, 2022

Recovering Conservative Watches Film, Enjoys It

MARIETTA, GA— Local telemarketer Jerry Cahn has been exploring his new life with the wide-eyed wonder of a child. “Imagine my surprise,” he said, “when I walked outside and noticed that there are things to experience.” Cahn had spent the previous ten years as a hardline Republican, the consequences of…

Conservative Party

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Recovering Conservative Watches Film, Enjoys It
Recovering Conservative Watches Film, Enjoys It
Conservative Party

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Published in The Jericho Jezebel

·Aug 24, 2022

Desiring God to Offer Male Grooming Services

MINNEAPOLIS, MN — You’ve heard them say that the Drag Shows are where grooming happens, but Desiring God has stepped in to show how it’s really done. In a time when razors have become political, Desiring God wants you to know that your follicles are in clean hands, pure hearts…

Religion

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Desiring God HQ Offering Male Grooming Services
Desiring God HQ Offering Male Grooming Services
Religion

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Published in The Jericho Jezebel

·Aug 11, 2022

Christian Filmmaker Claims Low Rotten Tomatoes Score ‘Religious Persecution’

Des Moines, IA — Filmmaker Kenneth Drick is in a frustrating spot. “I spent the last three weeks writing, storyboarding, casting, shooting, editing, and distributing my twelfth feature-length film,” he said. “Its 3% on Rotten Tomatoes is proof that the enemy hates Christian messaging. This is systemic religious persecution.” This…

Satire

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Christian Filmmaker: Low Rotten Tomatoes Score ‘Religious Persecution’
Christian Filmmaker: Low Rotten Tomatoes Score ‘Religious Persecution’
Satire

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Published in The Jericho Jezebel

·Aug 10, 2022

Brave Author Who Calls God “He” Upset By Pronouns

Montgomery, AL — Sam Cane (he/him), whose recent book Like Jesus Said: Be a HEro in a world of SHEep just sold its thirtieth copy outside of his modest congregation, is still reeling from a traumatic interaction at a downtown coffee shop on Tuesday. “I’m a Christian, obviously,” he said…

Culture

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Author Who Calls God “He” Upset By Pronouns
Author Who Calls God “He” Upset By Pronouns
Culture

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Published in The Jericho Jezebel

·Aug 8, 2022

Local Young Earth Creationist Family Boycotts Night Sky

Williamstown, KY — Local shop owner Dalton Briggs looked up at the night sky for the last time on Tuesday evening. “It’s a matter of conviction,” he said. “We have removed every instance of ‘billions of years’ from our home, and unfortunately now that has to include the Woke sky.” …

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Local Young Earth Creationist Boycotts Night Sky
Local Young Earth Creationist Boycotts Night Sky
Science

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Published in The Coffee Break Collective

·Jan 18, 2022

I Think Truth is Impossible, and That’s Okay

A 2,000-year-old question (that is far, far older than that) used to keep me up at night. But it doesn’t anymore. I: An Inconvenient Game For what it’s worth, he was in a tough spot. He thought himself a reasonable man who majored in expediency and compromise, which is why he’d been stationed at…

Epistemology

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I Think Truth is Impossible, and That’s Okay
I Think Truth is Impossible, and That’s Okay
Epistemology

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Published in The Coffee Break Collective

·Jan 8, 2021

Pigeonholed Into Denial, pt. 4: (Some of)The Philosophical Problems of the Young Earth

This is the fourth part in what I am envisioning to be a five-part series investigating Young Earth Creationism. You can see the other parts here: Part 1: An Introduction Part 2: Ex Nihilo — a brief history of the Young Earth Part 3: The Atmosphere, the Argument, and the Ark Interlude: A…

Creation

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Pigeonholed Into Denial, pt. 4: (Some of)The Philosophical Problems of the Young Earth
Pigeonholed Into Denial, pt. 4: (Some of)The Philosophical Problems of the Young Earth
Creation

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Published in The Coffee Break Collective

·Jul 5, 2020

The Child Pornography Trade Is Right in Front of You

Child predators use popular social media platforms like Instagram, Twitter, and YouTube — not the Dark Web — to traffic illegal content between one other. We must change the way we approach the subject if we want to see children rescued and child abusers brought to justice. This piece contains…

Porn

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The Child Pornography Trade Is Right in Front of You
The Child Pornography Trade Is Right in Front of You
Porn

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